“Tales from the Crack” — Evil Empire
Vampires, Nurses, and Cowgirls—Oh My! Erotic comic artist John Howard teamed up with John “Buttman” Stagliano to create Tales from … Continue reading
The Vibe Rating System
- 1 vibe : I've gotten more aroused during a Disney movie.
- 2 vibes : Aw, at least they tried.
- 3 vibes : Woulda been great in 1986.
- 4 vibes : Some seriously sexy shit is goin' down.
- 5 vibes : You'll cum in your pants ... during the opening credits.
“Up’r Class 2” – 3rd Degree
Sad but True. Lanny Barby is one of my favorite stars to look at. Her long black hair, light eyes, … Continue reading
“Those Fuckin’ Nuts” – Evil Empire, Rocco Siffredi Productions
Not your parents’ porn. Scene one: Three Italian guys and one French guy are upset about being drafted by the … Continue reading
“House of Ass” – Seymore Butts
So Good. So Good. So Good. Where do I begin? How about 9:17am? Seymore is conducting business over the phone … Continue reading
“Deep Indulgence” – Playgirl TV
Julian, I was Wrong! I wanted to review one of Playgirl’s movies because they’re so important. Playgirl DVDs are made … Continue reading
“Jenna Loves Justin” – Club Jenna
Stop After the First Scene When the movie opened and Jenna was alone in a metal bra China doll lipstick, … Continue reading