And here I thought glory holes = never ending excitement
Charley Chase introduces us to what I expect will be the glory hole to beat all glory holes, considering this DVD is directed by Taboo favorite, Belladonna. Charley wakes up on the bathroom floor, spies a penis in the corner, lunges for it, and misses. She’s sad and confused, and when the penis remerges and she puts a condom on it, I am too.* She sucks it and fucks it and eventually takes the condom off. The position that follows earns her an A for effort.
A hand comes through the wall and there’s some interesting breast play, but, for some reason, I’m not sold. The set is clearly not a real bathroom (why do I care?) as the walls are flimsy and a tarp covers the unused holes.
Charley’s pluses:
Real boobs
Nicely trimmed pubic hair
All natural curves
Charley’s Minuses:
A tiny chili pepper tattoo on her ass
An awful lot of make-up for someone who supposedly lives in a fake bathroom
The scene progresses with some (dirty) foot fetish stuff and escalating energy. As Charley gets tired, she gets more determined. Actual sweat and fluids nicely compliment the staged dirt and grime. In the scene’s finale, she reapplies the used condom,** jacks him off into it, and sucks it dry.***
Ashli Orion will be the first to tell you, she’s a dirty, filthy fucking cock pig. She was looking for swingers when she found a post for a glory hole, so she went. No one was there when she arrived, so she put a condom on plunger sticking out of toilet (“smells clean,” she said) and masturbated with it. Who among us wouldn’t have done the same? When a cock finally makes it teasing debut, she talks to and calls out for it. She can’t deep throat but she giggles as she chokes on it. I like the talking, the personality, and the set-up of scene, but, ultimately, it’s more of the same. It takes a while for her dress to come off, which is neither good nor bad.
Misti Dawn is purportedly in the “wrong place at the wrong time.” It’s dark, she’s confused, it’s kind of gross, but, why not, she’ll pee. Even after she’s made her peace with the toilet, she looks apprehensive. A hand comes through the wall, but eventually she pulls down her dress and goes with the flow. It isn’t bad acting, considering it’s relatively effortless and brief, and Misti is actually incredibly hot. The scene doesn’t blow me away, but, at this point, I’m so sick of the fake bathroom, nothing would. I make a mental note to look for more Misti Dawn elsewhere.
The next scene opens with Riley Evans chained to a hole, counterproductively scrubbing the floor with a dirty rag. A hand comes through the wall, and she sucks on it. When a penis emerges through the hole, she wraps her leash around it. She sucks it; she fucks it; I CHECK MY FACEBOOK MESSAGES. I hate to admit it, but things can get kind of boring when you can’t see the rest of the man. It takes a special kind of girl to get legitimately worked up rubbing her boobs on a dick in a hole in a dirty bathroom, and, bless her heart, Riley Evans isn’t it. She does some neat things, like taking off her panties, putting them into her mouth, and feeding them through the hole, but I can tell it’s all an act.
And then, Bella! She’s riding around with Andy San Dimas, who REALLY has to pee. Against Belladonna’s better judgment, they pull over at the seedy looking restroom and Bella waits in the car while Andy relieves herself. When a cock comes through the wall, Andy giggles, “cool,” and, naturally, begins playing with it. Her energy and enthusiasm surpass that of every other girl in the movie, and, with lines like “I’m naked now, just letting you know” and “Hey! I was going to suck that!” she’s quite endearing. (She’s also super-hot.) By the time she’s finished, Belladonna has come looking for her and wiped off her mouth, and my facebook page is in sleep mode.
A disappointing DVD overall, but only because I had such high hopes. If you’re a glory hole fan, definitely check it out, but choose your scenes carefully. The lesson learned: When the guy is virtually absent, the girl has to be really special. Luckily, a few here are.
*Alison and Taboo condone and appreciate condom usage, but do not equate condoms with general dirtiness.
**Not an effective protection against pregnancy and STDs
***Okay, nice touch.